Dress Like Hooker Day: Funny Halloween Greeting Card for Women

"That" is one lucky pumpkin! And one lucky recipient - who receives this sexy, funny, fleshy, dirty, delightful All Hallows' Eve card. A scantily-clad, red-haired witch with a big purple … hat is pictured lighting the wick in a jack o' lantern, against a spooky, spectacular black sky, haunted house, orange striped background. This whor-ifying Halloween card will turn the trick as a treat for anybody who happily sacks it; with more green grass, electric orange, and fine curvy and crafty female on the inside, as well, Hell!