What Does the Card Say: Hysterical Valentine's Day Printed Card

Item #: 2403
Cover Reads:
"Oh My God! You Have A Heart-Shaped Box Of Chocolates Shoved Into Your Rectum!" "What Does The Card Say? What Does The Card Say?"
Inside Reads:
Happy Valentine's Day! Happy Valentine's Day!
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GREETED (5" x 7")
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$4.95 ea.
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$4.45 ea.

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Weíre not sure who the butt of the joke is in this dirty Valentineís Day card.

This outrageously funny card pushes the envelope on good taste and laughter as it shows a doctor making an amazing discovery. Itís created from the devilishly dirty mind of Tom Cheney, who is unafraid of potty humor.

Because itís not written from one lover to another, this NSFW Valentineís Day card is perfect to send to friends who love naughty humor. You wonít find cards this funny at the grocery store, so stock up at NobleWorks Cards, and watch recipients laugh their asses off.

Itís available with free shipping and bulk discounts that get bigger with the more copies you buy.

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Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches
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What Does the Card Say
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Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Cartoon by Tom Cheney
Paper Stock:
This card is printed on FSC certified sustainable source pulp and contains 10% post consumer waste. Manufactured in the U.S.A.
Introduced:
September 15, 2011
UPC:
745469024036
Availability:
In Stock
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100% Recommend this product (2 of 2 responses)
By Jane
West Chester, PA
Very funny Valentine’s Day card that I will send to many people.
January 31, 2020
Quirky, funny card. This will entertain lots of my friends because it is not the usual Valentine greeting.
Pros
  • Clever, funny
Cons
  • None
By Brian
Hollywood, FL
LGBT APPROVED
January 23, 2020
If you like Gay humor this card is a laughable look at a sterotype!
Pros
  • Funny is funny!
Cons
  • Not for homophobics!