Never Find Your Body: Humorous Blank Paper Greeting Card

Item #: 2151K
Cover Reads:
They Will Never Find Your Body
Inside Reads:
Not Greeted
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$4.95 ea.
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$4.45 ea.

Do you love your significant other so much that youíd kidnap them? On second thought, donít answer that for us, so we can maintain plausible deniability.

At NobleWorks Cards, we've done the heavy comic lifting for you by designing the creative cover of the They Will Never Find Your Body blank funny card. It's done in our best kidnapper's anonymous, ransom-note style, with letters that look like they're glued on. You can fill in the blank pages inside and add the perfect personal touch you want to complete this intriguing card.

You and your partner in crime have a diverse, deep relationship. Itís the kind of connection that mushy, namby-pamby cards from the big-box store just canít describe. This funny Valentineís Day Card is perfect for couples who live life fully enough to come close to breaking laws, and itís one of many romantic cards for adults that we offer. Itís also makes a great anniversary card, or an everyday romance greeting card.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
Name:
Never Find Your Body
Occasion:
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Artist:
NobleWorks Inc
Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Art by NobleWorks
Paper Stock:
Printed on FSC certified paper
Introduced:
August 15, 2012
UPC:
745469221510
Availability:
In Stock
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