Never Find Your Body: Humor Blank Greeting Card

Do you love your significant other so much that you’d kidnap them? On second thought, don’t answer that for us, so we can maintain plausible deniability.

At NobleWorks Cards, we've done the heavy comic lifting for you by designing the creative cover of the They Will Never Find Your Body blank funny card. It's done in our best kidnapper's anonymous, ransom-note style, with letters that look like they're glued on. You can fill in the blank pages inside and add the perfect personal touch you want to complete this intriguing card.

You and your partner in crime have a diverse, deep relationship. It’s the kind of connection that mushy, namby-pamby cards from the big-box store just can’t describe. This funny Valentine’s Day Card is perfect for couples who live life fully enough to come close to breaking laws, and it’s one of many romantic cards for adults that we offer. It’s also makes a great anniversary card, or an everyday romance greeting card.