If you've got it, flaunt it. And if you want it, go for it. The Super Sizzling Hottie Valentine's Day funny greeting card from NobleWorks Cards embodies this spirit of brash, brassy boldness. Designed like a blazing box of laundry detergent with all the traditional marketing gimmicks, this card reminds you that sex sells as well as soap. Babe magnet not included.