Cock in Hand: Hysterical New Year Printed Greeting Card

Cheers and Happy New Year to the man who can hold his own! His own cock that is! Not many people let chickens inside the house but I guess if you're lonely and you've got nobody else to keep you company on New Year's, why not? Of course, at first glance that's probably not the kind of cock Joel was holding! Get off your couch, put the cock away and go gather with friends and family this New Year. Don't show up empty-handed though, might as well bring them a funny greeting card you found at NobleWorks.