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Cock in Hand: Funny New Year Greeting Card for Men

Item #: 1988
Cover Reads:
Sadly, For Joel, New Year's Eve Consisted Of Sitting On The Couch In His Apartment, With His Cock In His Hand.
Inside Reads:
Happy New Year To Someone Who Can Hold His Own!
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Cheers and Happy New Year to the man who can hold his own! His own cock that is! Not many people let chickens inside the house but I guess if you're lonely and you've got nobody else to keep you company on New Year's, why not? Of course, at first glance that's probably not the kind of cock Joel was holding! Get off your couch, put the cock away and go gather with friends and family this New Year. Don't show up empty-handed though, might as well bring them a funny greeting card you found at NobleWorks.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
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Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Cartoon by D. T. Walsh
Paper Stock:
Printing in USA
Introduced:
March 15, 2013
UPC:
745469019889
Availability:
In Stock
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