Kiss My Ass: Funny All Occasions Greeting Card

Make someone special, or not-so-special, the butt of a hilarious joke by giving them this ass-backwards All Occasions greeting card. The cardboard note cheekily, cheerfully and humorously features a scrawled word message on its bright white front, followed by a churlish, chuckle-worthy punch line and picture of a cute little blonde kid in a blue jean jacket and green boots on the inside of the funny missive. Any one of your friends, family or coworkers who could use a good laughing kick in the seat of the pants, a puckish booty call, will enjoy receiving this adorable anal application greeting card.