Science hasn't yet figured out how to re-create the powerful cleaning properties of mom's saliva. We're not sure if it was our mother's spit or her sheer, finger-buffering power she put into cleaning our faces, but red Kool-Aid stains and dried chocolate residue didn't stand a chance. She also seemed particularly good at face-cleaning in front of large crowds and your friends.
In appreciation of the magical substance that is mom spit, this hilarious Mother's Day card lets people enjoy some good, clean fun on Mother's Day. Daniel Collins' vivid art and irreverent sense of humor brings to life a product that would put the entire cleaning aisle at the grocery store out of business, if only it were real. This hilarious Mother's Day card is perfect for people wanting to show appreciation for their moms and everything they did to keep them upright and presentable. Or maybe they just want to remind their moms how gross things got.
Shipping weight: 0.07 pounds
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches