Mom Spit: Hilarious Mother's Day Paper Card

Item #: 0041
Cover Reads: Mom Spit Universal Cleanser
Inside Reads: Happy Mother's Day To A Universally Loved Mom.
GREETED version (5" x 7")
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Occasion: Mother's Day

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Science hasn't yet figured out how to re-create the powerful cleaning properties of mom's saliva. We're not sure if it was our mother's spit or her sheer, finger-buffering power she put into cleaning our faces, but red Kool-Aid stains and dried chocolate residue didn't stand a chance. She also seemed particularly good at face-cleaning in front of large crowds and your friends.

In appreciation of the magical substance that is mom spit, this hilarious Mother's Day card lets people enjoy some good, clean fun on the big day. Daniel Collins' vivid art and irreverent sense of humor brings to life a product that would put the entire cleaning aisle at the grocery store out of business, if only consumers could get over their old-fashioned prejudices about bodily fluids. Maybe you have learned a valuable lesson from your mom and learned how to use her organic cleaning technique to make yourself presentable as an adult in clutch social situations where a washroom isnít readily accessible.

These noble cards are entirely appropriate for two noble traditions: momís spit and Motherís Day. Sending one to your mom will show her that you too have a true love of spit and polish.

This hilarious Mother's Day card is perfect for people wanting to show appreciation for their moms and everything they did to keep them upright and presentable. Or maybe they just want to remind their moms how gross things got.
Shipping weight: 0.07 pounds
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches
Name: Mom Spit Card
Occasion: Mother's Day
Line: Cartoons
Greeting Card Style: Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Artist: Daniel Collins
Credit: Cartoon by Daniel Collins
Paper Stock: This card is printed on FSC certified sustainable source pulp and contains 10% post consumer waste. Manufactured in the U.S.A.
Introduced: September 15, 2008
UPC: 745469000412
Availability: In Stock
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