Lose your job? Are your own kids terrible? Own a hotel and have an unhealthy obsession with your dead mother who sleeps in the same room? You can't blame mom for everything that you've failed. Greeting cards on Mother's Day will show your mom that you appreciate her trying, for better or worse. Give this hysterical Mother's Day card and show her that you at least didn't fail on Mother's Day. Remember, it's not completely her fault you're an unemployed psycho with bratty kids.
Shipping weight: 1 oz
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches