Have I Failed You: Humorous Mother's Day Printed Card

Item #: 0035
Cover Reads:
Have I Failed So As A Mother, Robert? Richard.
Inside Reads:
I Didn't Want To Fail To Wish You A Happy Mother's Day!
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GREETED (5" x 7")
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Lose your job? Are your own kids terrible? Own a hotel and have an unhealthy obsession with your dead mother who sleeps in the same room? You can't blame mom for everything that you've failed. Greeting cards on Mother's Day will show your mom that you appreciate her trying, for better or worse. Give this hysterical Mother's Day card and show her that you at least didn't fail on Mother's Day. Remember, it's not completely her fault you're an unemployed psycho with bratty kids.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
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Have I Failed You
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Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Cartoon by Nick Downes
Paper Stock:
This card is printed on FSC certified sustainable source pulp and contains 10% post consumer waste. Manufactured in the U.S.A.
Introduced:
December 15, 1992
UPC:
745469000351
Availability:
In Stock
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