The color-rich, but calcium-deficient, cartoon couple on this big Anniversary Humor Card have been married so long they can 'finish each other's ... bowel movements!' Yikes! Perhaps, they've been married 'too' long. But at least they're still having bowel movements ... together. This enormous, elder-endearing card is a great way to wish someone special 'Happy Anniversary And All That Crap!' And we're not just shitting you.