Sh*t Happens: Funny Birthday Large Greeting Card

Item #: J7247BDG-US
Cover Reads:
On your birthday, remember that shit happens.
Inside Reads:
It just takes a hell of a lot longer. Happy Birthday From All of Us!
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JUMBO GREETED (8.5" x 11")
With inside message
Price: $9.62

The bad news is: as you get older it takes longer to drop a satisfying dump. The good news is: when you're old and retired, you've got way more time on your ass to sit on the stool and doo-doo it. In big, bright white, gray, green, blue, red, yellow and, of course, brown, an ancient geezer and his upside-down cake are hugely hilariously cartoon pictured contemplating that slow-mo bowel movement conundrum, to liven up and laugh the crap out of anyone given this funny, fecal focused, giant joke gift card.

Postage required: First-Class Mail Flat/Large Envelope Rate
Shipping weight: 4.00 oz
Shipping dimensions: 9 x 12 x 0.1 inches
Name:
Sh*t Happens
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Artist:
NobleWorks Inc
Greeting Card Style:
Extra Large Version: 8.5" x 11"
Credit:
Verse by Dan O'Neill
Paper Stock:
Card paper from mixed sources
Introduced:
May 15, 2019
UPC:
745469238174
Availability:
In Stock
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