Forget About Men: Funny Galentine's Day Jumbo Greeting Card

Here's the perfect V-Day giant card for that lovelorn, alcoholic lady friend of yours out there. The insightful, intoxicating message is: no need to pine after men, when you've got wine on the menu. Make it Galentine's Day! Delivered in fabulous bright purple color and bubbly amber liquor, worded witty, wise and wry/rye, this large, lovely, laugh-inducing huge greeting will get that special girl on the foggy right path to forgetting all about males for at least one big day.