50 Year Time Count: Hilarious Recovery Greeting Card

Half a century! That's two thirds of a lifetime! But, according to rehabilitation programs like Alcohol and Narcotics Anonymous, even fifty years of sobriety isn't considered fully cured; because anybody who's ever had a substance abuse problem and arrested the disease is always recovering. The Recovery Congratulations card on sale here features two glorious and gorgeous photos of sunlit flowers, lake and mountain scenery (one framed), along with a garrulous time breakdown of those 5 decades of clean living, so that you can awesomely compliment any wonderful person you know and admire who has been leading a sober lifestyle for an epic 50 years.