Free Shipping!
NOTICE: Winter weather may delay orders.

Avoid Cleaning: Humorous New Home Card

Item #: C8705NHG
Cover Reads:
You found a new home!
Inside Reads:
Seems that you'll do just about anything to avoid cleaning. Congratulations
X
Select Quantity:
+
GREETED (5" x 7")
With inside message
The more you buy of the same card, the more you save!
Quantity
Price
1
$4.99 ea.
2+
$4.48 ea.

Indeed, why clean a place, when you can just relocate!? The dirty, gritty, grinding job of finding a New Home is done, so now is the time for you to move out some of your congratulatory good cheer and best wishes to those new dwelling people you cherish as friends, relatives and/or colleagues - via the friendly, funny, feelgood New Home Congratulations card available here. Whether their new abode/residence is a house, condo, apartment, side by side or cardboard box, they'll appreciate your great effort in picking them out and presenting them with this hilarious housewarming hilarious New Home greeting.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
Name:
Avoid Cleaning
Occasion:
Line:
Artist:
Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Artwork by Scott Nelson
Paper Stock:
Printed on recycled FSC certified paper
Introduced:
December 15, 2025
UPC:
745469298840
Availability:
In Stock
PRODUCT REVIEWS