A little verbose? Maybe. A lot very funny? Yes! That's the whole point of this wittily worded New Home Congratulations card of good cheer and best wishes. It's the perfect house-warming gift for any friend, relative or workmate, young or old, who's moving into a new apartment, condominium, duplex, triplex, extended care facility, or house. This sweet and hilarious greeting will surely find a prominent spot in their new abode, and in their heart.