It's never a good idea to criticize a girlfriend - when you and she can criticize, make fun of and lambaste everyone else whether they be acquaintances, colleagues, family members or even perfect strangers, together. And it's always a great idea to give a wonderful friend a witty, winning and wily card in honor of their latest Birthday, to show them just how much you truly enjoy having such an awesome and discerning companion. This colorful, clever, humorous and fabulous looking and laughing Birthday greeting will be adjudged extremely and delightfully favorably by all who receive it.