Those year-beginning resolutions just got A WHOLE LOT BETTER! Because you can forget about the 'good' resolutions that you're never going to follow or accomplish anyway, and just move right on to the 'bad' resolutions that you'll love and enjoy adhering to. There're no iron-clad guidelines that say they or you have to be good, after all. This happy prospect is made abundantly and gleefully clear on this black and gold illustrated good cheer, good times, DIYW (do it your way) funny card. Finally, awesome, achievable resolutions for the people!