My Paws Are Frozen: Funny Birthday Paper Greeting Card

When you're a low slung wiener dog, you need to be cognizant of the winter weather conditions so that when you go out for a walk you don't freeze your … wiener. Any of your friends, family members and coworkers who are celebrating a Birthday and happen to be canine or joke lovers will get a good, warm, big laugh upon being gifted the hilarious, dachshund through the snow Happy Birthday card available here. Featuring a pair of talking pooches, city snowscape imagery, wrapped gifts, colorful party hats and a mirthful, below the belly mutt gag line, this humorous and furry greeting will heat anybody's Birthday up with hearty chuckles and good cheer.