They say with age comes wisdom. But maybe "they" weren't exactly accurate. Ever watched the news and seen some stupid criminal get arrested for a glittering display of dumbassitude, and then you see the mugshot, and the poor schlep looks like Grandpa? Yeah, age does not guarantee any degree of intelligence.
And then there is this guy. This pipe smoking, business suited, black and white, 1950s man delivers both sage wisdom and big laughs on the Old Enough To Know Better Birthday Humor Card. He's not just blowing blue smoke: He knows that some people, even though they have the smarts, would rather have a ball. That might be your friends on their birthdays, so celebrate their can-do attitudes with this funny birthday card that salutes one of the few joys of aging.
Shipping weight: 1 oz
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches