Want Underwear: Humor Birthday Pack of 3 Cards
Item #: C4760BDG-C3x1
Cover Reads:
The doctor would like a stool sample, a urine sample, and a sperm sample. What did she say? They want your underwear.
Inside Reads:
Listen Carefully: Happy Birthday!
Occasion: Birthday
When your hearing isn't quite up to snuff due to your advanced age, and you need to go to the doctor's for another medical check-up, it always helps to take an interpreter with you to move the examination proceedings along. As hilariously cartoon-illustrated on the trio of hysterical Birthday cards in this three-pack, an old man's able-eared wife gets the bodily fluids flowing with a well-timed, below-the-belt wisecrack directed at her husband's underwear. All of your family members, friends and coworkers who are getting up there in age and maybe dealing with diminished acoustics, will be tear-streaming with laughter and blowing snot bubbles of delight when you gift them the funny joke card in honor of yet another birth anniversary.
Shipping weight: 1.92 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.6 inches
Name:
Want Underwear
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Credit:
Cartoon by Daniel Collins
Paper Stock:
Contains 10% post-consumer recycled fiber
Introduced:
January 13, 2023
UPC:
745469277296
Availability:
In Stock
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By Eddie
Chicago
Humorous Want Underwear Card
December 12, 2025
Although not the funniest card they have, I feel it is more likely to draw laughter than the lame stuff I see at the local stores.
Pros
- I feel this card is funnier than most cards I have seen at the store recently. I assume it was funnier the first time I read it.
Cons
- If you prefer to shop in a store near you, you're not likely to find these funny cards there. Also, this card may not be suitable to send to someone easily offended.