Dog Panicked: Funny Birthday Card

The contrite-looking pug pictured on this Funny Birthday Card from NobleWorks is owning up to the way all dogs feel when they figure their owner's not coming back: 'I didn't think you were coming back so I PANICKED!' With stuffing strewn all over the living room from the shredded furniture in the background, the bug-eyed mutt cannot tell a lie. The pooch's face is poignant, pugnant even; the message appropriate: 'Happy Birthday And Many Happy Returns!'