Honesty in greeting cards - now that's something to drink to! Parents are usually the last ones to admit what a little brat their beloved child really is. But not here, on this Teacher Thank You Card bubbling with the truth. Extend your sparkling thanks to the teacher who's taken up drinking because of your demented darling of a kid by gifting them this bottle and bouquet card. Your sympathetic best wishes will go down smooth! 'A' for honesty.