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Before Midnight: Humorous New Year Paper Greeting Card

Item #: C11206NYG
Cover Reads:
Poop before midnight on December 31st...
Inside Reads:
So you don't carry the same crap into the new year. Happy New Year!
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Show that you really give a sh*t about wishing your friends, relatives and colleagues a hilariously Happy New Year by sending them the funny, feelgood card available here. Featuring a pair of poop emojis, bright and bold, star studded wording, and some hysterically helpful New Year advice, this amusing and appealing greeting will serve to dump a steaming load of laughter onto those special people you know who appreciate laughing their asses off in New Year celebration.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
Name:
Before Midnight
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Artist:
NobleWorks Inc
Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Art by NobleWorks
Paper Stock:
Contains 10% post-consumer recycled fiber
Introduced:
May 15, 2026
UPC:
745469305319
Availability:
In Stock
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