Redneck Security System: Funny Blank Greeting Card

Item #: 9950K
Cover Reads:
Redneck Security System: Billybob, Getting More Ammo; Back Shortly. Pitbulls[Sic] Locked Inside, Messed (Up) The Mailman Real Bad. From All The Blood It Looks Like Killer Was In On It. He's In Our Room. Best To Wait Outside. Cooter, Carl, Junior[Sic].
Inside Reads:
Blank
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$4.95 ea.
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$4.45 ea.

Praise the Lord and pass the ammo and pause before you knock on this door or try to break in! All those redneck gun and dog owners you know, and anybody else who enjoys a good southern fried downhome joke, will love getting this funny, front porch All Occasions card for any situation you choose. Whether you want to shoot out some Friendship best wishes or get someone mauling on some Miss You fine sentiments, this amusing backwoods Blank greeting will tear into the emotions of any good ol' boy or gal, feller or female.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
Name:
Redneck Security System
Occasion:
Line:
Artist:
NobleWorks Inc
Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Art by NobleWorks
Paper Stock:
Manufactured in U.S.A.
Introduced:
April 15, 2013
UPC:
745469299502
Availability:
In Stock
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