A Birthday is no reason to panic, no matter how old that friend, family member or colleague of yours is, when there's bacon onboard. The delicious, delectable, desirable fried pork strip is featured front and center and cover on this tasteful, tempting and fabulously feelgood and heartily hilarious Birthday card. Tweaking the British World War II home front motto into something truly tasty and delightful, the colorful, hysterical, good eats greeting will be a feast for the eyes, gut and soul of any Birthday woman, man, girl or boy with an appetite for good humor that just goes down right.