Bitches Love Cock: Funny Birthday Greeting Card - Chicken

Item #: 8002
Cover Reads:
Little Johnny Couldn't Wait To Show That Bitch His Cock. Bitches Love Cocks.
Inside Reads:
Hope Your Birthday Is Bitchin'!
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GREETED (5" x 7")
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$4.95 ea.
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$4.45 ea.

This Bitchin' Birthday card from NobleWorks is sure to be a real pleaser. What lady wouldn't like her man to show her his 'Cock'? Give your special Bitch this card while you show her your cock to help her celebrate in a manner she will love. You will definitely make her smile. If your 'Cock' is not quite as big as Little Johnny's, that's still no reason not to 'strut' your stuff and show your lady yours. I guess if your cock is really tiny, you'll definitely want to give her this funny card before you strut your stuff. That way you won't know if she's laughing at you or the funny card.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
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Bitches Love Cock
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Artist:
NobleWorks Inc
Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Art by NobleWorks
Paper Stock:
Manufactured in U.S.A.
Introduced:
May 01, 2012
UPC:
745469080025
Availability:
In Stock
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100% Recommend this product (1 of 1 responses)
By Louise
Penfield, NY
One of the funniest ever!
March 6, 2020
I want someone to open a card from me and fall over laughing. This one does the job!
Pros
  • Love the double entendre and visually it's wonderful.