Bites: Funny Birthday Card

If you have that special male friend that is always talking about wanting a blow job, then this is definitely the best Birthday card for him. You know the one; he's always looking for that lady that will say yes to his begging and pleading. Sometimes he almost sounds as if he's not going to survive if he doesn't get it soon. As if getting old isn't a big enough bite, just watch him imagine getting this wicked looking mouth wrapped around him, jagged teeth and all. We're quite sure his expression will be very similar to the guys depicted in this funny image from NobleWorks. At least he'll have a good laugh... after he stops freaking out.