Have you ever heard the phrase, "Silent but Deadly"? A lot of the 'Unknown Farter's' have coined this phrase, and it probably should have been engraved on this tomb also. After all, you do see the lit candle on the front ledge don't you? That is to let you know the farts are lethal. You can be sure your dad will get a good laugh from this funny Birthday card from NobleWorks, even if he still denies being the 'Unknown Farter'. Just remember, the more he laughs, the guiltier he truly is. And don't believe him when he tries to blame it on someone else.
Shipping weight: 0.07 pounds
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches