Yup, some sports nut spouses simply disappear to their wives/partners at the first crack of the bat on baseball season opening day. Like, Herbert here, pictured on this hilarious, high spirited and cheering Birthday card; he's celebrating the start of the big leagues as his missus mourns his absence for the next six months or so. Any of your sporting male friends, family members and coworkers who are real ball diamond gamers, and any women whose mates are boys of summer fanatical followers, will hysterically enjoy snagging the colorful, comic, witty and wily Birthday greeting.