Dads aren't elected or hired, so approval ratings are somewhat meaningless. And we're sure your household is a finicky populous. Ice cream day: 87 percent approval rating. Gutter cleaning day: 24 percent approval rating. We get it, but that's why dad is dad every day, whether you like it or not. Luckily, it's not an impeachable position, or you'd probably have diabetes and the roof would be crumbling. So, give your dad one of these funny Father's Day cards and show your approval on Father's Day: 100 percent.