Ow. Once we stop wincing, this insanely painful, funny Father's Day card from the outrageously funny Tim Whyatt celebrates two critical things about dads:
- The puns. Admit it, you're groaning more from Whyatt's wit more that the thought of your own sack of sugar cubes getting candy crushed. If only all of Dad's jokes could be this funny.
- The ball busting. Since you were born, dad's been after you. Sure, maybe it's a sort of tough love, pushing you toward making better decisions and learning about life or whatever. But mostly he's all about the unconditional torture: No matter how you turn out, he'll always find a way to hassle you.