Smart Phone Slut: Humor Father's Day Greeting Card

Item #: 5314
Cover Reads:
Well Dear, Maybe Your Father Wouldn't Have To Dress Up Like A Slut On His Days Off And Sell His Body For Sex If He Didn't Have To Pay For Your Precious Little Smart Phone.
Inside Reads:
Kick Up Your Heels On Father's Day
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The sacrifices your father has made since you were born are immeasurable. Although he probably didn't become a lady, err man, of the night to finance your Twitter obsession, your dad has had to do things equally degrading. He's probably been getting screwed by his boss for decades. And, no, he never got that boat... Or new Jeep... Or beach house. So, show your appreciation for everything he's sacrificed for you his integrity, dreams and financial stability this Father's Day with these funny Father's Day cards.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
Name:
Smart Phone Slut
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Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Cartoon by Tom Cheney
Paper Stock:
Made in USA
Introduced:
September 23, 2013
UPC:
745469053142
Availability:
In Stock
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