Vending Machine: Humor Birthday Card

Item #: 4795
Cover Reads:
Blo-Job-O-Matic
Inside Reads:
Happy Birthday. Make A Wish And Blow!
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GREETED (5" x 7")
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If you have adult friends, relatives and coworkers who get off on a bloody good dirty joke, then this comically illustrated and worded penile punishing Birthday gag greeting will really get them bleeding laughing, as the British say. A great vending machine idea gone horribly wrong, and in desperate need of some suctioned adjustment, is at the crux of the hysterically funny and screamingly squeamish Birthday card. The gruesomely amusing automated malfunction greeting will blow minds with its pictured and written hilarity, as the Birthday cake party candles get blown out with even more jacked up good time gusto.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
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Vending Machine
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Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Cartoon by Daniel Collins
Paper Stock:
Pulp used in the making of this paper came from mixed sources of well managed forests, controlled sources and post-consumer recycled fiber. Printed in the USA.
Introduced:
April 15, 2010
UPC:
745469047950
Availability:
In Stock
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By Sub M.
Atlanta, GA
If you can make a submariner laugh...
September 22, 2020

So, your homepage mentions having cards that would make a sailor blush. Funny you should mention that because that's where they're going! My son is a US Navy submariner and I am part of a mom group that sends birthday cards to them. I was having such a hard time finding sailor-worthy cards...then I found you!
Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! From the bottom of my irreverent heart and, eventually, from the bottom of the seas all over the world! You have earned this great big Navy HOOYAH!!!
Pros
  • - Cards that are actually funny!
  • - Available without a greeting
  • - Discount for 8 or more
Cons
  • - Not a game changer, but it would be great if the really inappropriate ones came in sets.
  • - It would also be great if there was a "wish list" sort if thing in the account. I can't buy all of the ones I love at once so it would be nice to have them waiting for me next month.