Vending Machine: Humor Birthday Card

If you have adult friends, relatives and coworkers who get off on a bloody good dirty joke, then this comically illustrated and worded penile punishing Birthday gag greeting will really get them bleeding laughing, as the British say. A great vending machine idea gone horribly wrong, and in desperate need of some suctioned adjustment, is at the crux of the hysterically funny and screamingly squeamish Birthday card. The gruesomely amusing automated malfunction greeting will blow minds with its pictured and written hilarity, as the Birthday cake party candles get blown out with even more jacked up good time gusto.