Queer Eye: Humorous Birthday Paper Greeting Card

Item #: 4745
Cover Reads: Queer Eye For The Conservative Guy: That Face Makes You Look Like You're Pinching Off A Turd. Lighten Up, Deary., Change The Hair, Cuddles. Most Of Us Live In This Century. Join Us!, About The Only Thing This Tie Would Be Good For Is Hanging Yourself!, Where Did You Get This Suit? Stiffs Are Us?, Two Words: Slim Fast!, I'll Bet A Cute Little Penis Is In Here. Too Bad It Died At Birth!, A Bible Is The Word Of God, Not A Tool For Your Political Agenda, Sweetie!, I Get Squishy Just Thinking About How Tight Your Lil' Bunghole Must Be!, With A Little Work And A Lot Of Butt Lube, You Could Make One Heck Of A Boy Toy, Snuggles!
Inside Reads: Loosen Up And Have A Happy Birthday!
GREETED version (5" x 7")
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Humorous Birthday Paper Greeting Card by Daniel Collins from NobleWorksCards.com - Queer Eye image 1Humorous Birthday Paper Greeting Card by Daniel Collins from NobleWorksCards.com - Queer Eye image 2

Occasion: Birthday

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Most people have heard of the 'Queer Eye for the Straight Guy' show that became a surprise hit show in 2003. And everyone knows that the 'Queer Eye' is far superior in matters of fashion, style, personal grooming, interior design and culture than most straight guys. Their makeovers can include any and all aspects of a guy's wardrobe along with giving advice on grooming, food choices and even lifestyle changes. So why not turn them loose on a 'Conservative Guy' such as the one this funny Birthday card from NobleWorks depicts? You have to admit that he sure could use some help!
Shipping weight: 0.07 pounds
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches
Name: Queer Eye Card
Occasion: Birthday
Line: Cartoons
Greeting Card Style: Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Artist: Daniel Collins
Credit: Cartoon by Daniel Collins
Paper Stock: Printed on FSC certified paper. Made in the USA.
Introduced: May 15, 2009
UPC: 745469047455
Availability: In Stock
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