Most people have heard of the 'Queer Eye for the Straight Guy' show that became a surprise hit show in 2003. And everyone knows that the 'Queer Eye' is far superior in matters of fashion, style, personal grooming, interior design and culture than most straight guys. Their makeovers can include any and all aspects of a guy's wardrobe along with giving advice on grooming, food choices and even lifestyle changes. So why not turn them loose on a 'Conservative Guy' such as the one this funny Birthday card from NobleWorks depicts? You have to admit that he sure could use some help!