Fucking Bahamas: Humorous Graduation Printed Greeting Card

Item #: 3853
Cover Reads:
Graduate? What Do You Mean Graduate? When I'm Sixteen I'm Going To Sue The Shit Out Of You, This Fucked Up School, And Your Asshole Principal - Then Retire In The Fucking Bahamas.
Inside Reads:
Congratu-Fucking-Lations!
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GREETED (5" x 7")
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Who doesn't want to retire? In adolescence, it all looks like chilling out at home and vacations to the Bahamas. Screw studying. Screw college. And to hell with graduating - lawsuits are where it's at! Illustrating the mouthiness (and wiseass-ness) of today's youth, this graduation card isn't meant for the valedictorians or class presidents out there. Rather, it's for the kid with an attitude who makes a living out of getting around the rules, and you're grateful that they're even scheduled to receive a diploma without a detour through summer school. No matter what the judgmental ones may think, this card's hilarity will be loved by whoever receives it. So, don't be shy - send your doing-it-my-way high school graduate a card they will definitely appreciate.

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Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches
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Fucking Bahamas
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Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Cartoon by Tom Cheney
Paper Stock:
This card is printed on FSC certified sustainable source pulp and contains 10% post consumer waste. Manufactured in the U.S.A.
Introduced:
September 15, 2008
UPC:
745469038538
Availability:
In Stock
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By philip
san francisco
loved it
June 14, 2020
perfect for a 14 y o boy