This girlfriend's got it all! The cute good girl perkily posed and pictured on this wacky card from NobleWorks 'Believes In The Sanctity Of Love.' And 'Drinks Out Of Penis Straws At Bachelorette Party.' She's got it all going on, in other words. Go girl! And go give your girlfriend this funny card and watch her smile with delight, as she sucks booze out of a penis straw.