Naked Woman: Funny Birthday Card

Pro tip: Because of all the, um, generous web sites available, there is no reason to keep porn pictures or videos on your hard drive. None.

We’d rather not elaborate on how we know that. A lot of adults, both men and women enjoy watching porn in the privacy of their own home, after all, so chances are your dirty-minded friends, whether they are daddies or mommies, already know all about that wise advice. That’s what makes this dirty birthday card from Planet Fabulous so hilarious.

We specialize in adult humor birthday cards such as this, because we know a lot of friends share R-rated details, stories and feelings that those mushy cards at the grocery store can’t touch. Printed on FSC-certified paper, it’s available with free shipping and bulk discounts.