Live Longer: Hilarious Birthday Printed Card

Item #: 0768
Cover Reads: You Don't Live Longer By Giving Up Drinking, Smoking, Or Drugs. It Just Feels Longer.
Inside Reads: Here's To Living In Sin Or Dying Trying. Happy Birthday!
GREETED version (5" x 7")
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Occasion: Birthday

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If you're looking for a hilarious birthday card to help an old partying buddy celebrate then this funny card from NobleWorks should be perfect. It doesn't matter what you have quit, whether it is smoking, drinking, or drugs, it always sucks! You are cranky, irritable, short tempered, and sometimes downright mean and nasty while you are trying to quit and even for a while after you succeed. This is usually double if quitting wasn't totally your choice. Give your friend something to laugh about as you let them know it's much more fun to live in sin. At least it goes by much faster...
Shipping weight: 0.07 pounds
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches
Name: Live Longer Card
Occasion: Birthday
Line: Talk Bubbles
Greeting Card Style: Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Artist: NobleWorks Inc
Credit: Art by NobleWorks
Paper Stock: Pulp used in the making of this paper came from mixed sources of well managed forests, controlled sources and post-consumer recycled fiber. Printed in the USA.
Introduced: December 15, 2007
UPC: 745469007688
Availability: In Stock
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