There's absolutely nothing given out free when you fly these days. That's made abundantly and hilariously clear on this clever and colorful B-Day greeting card depicting the rip-off airline prices for even the most basic of amenities. But, hey, what are you going to do, shop on another plane in mid-flight? What you definitely "should do" is airmail this hysterical paper missive out to anyone you know celebrating their big special day; they may even have to buy and use the $10.00 vomit bag, as a result, they'll be busting a gut so bad.
Shipping weight: 1 oz
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches