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Nipples Uneven: Humorous Birthday Paper Card

Item #: 0501
Cover Reads: Hell, They Look Perfectly Normal To Me.
Inside Reads: Don't Get Old, Get Even. Happy Birthday!
GREETED version (5" x 7")
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Occasion: Birthday

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You know, it's never a good idea to go to a cross-eyed doctor for a boob job; he may just get your nipples crossed as a result. That unfortunate outcome is hilariously pictured on this surgically inept but visually appealing and amusing B-Day card. Featuring a funny, crossed-up physician and full-frontal female nudity on the outside, and a perfectly balanced punch line on the inside, this garrulous greeting of botched breast wishes delivers double-barreled good cheer to anyone celebrating their big special day. So, get it off your chest and thrust it out; the pointed humor is fit for everyone.
Shipping weight: 1 oz
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches
Name: Nipples Uneven Card
Occasion: Birthday
Line: Talk Bubbles
Greeting Card Style: Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Artist: NobleWorks Inc
Credit: Art by NobleWorks
Paper Stock: This card is printed on FSC certified sustainable source pulp and contains 10% post consumer waste. Manufactured in the U.S.A.
Introduced: December 15, 2008
UPC: 745469005011
Availability: In Stock
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