You know, it's never a good idea to go to a cross-eyed doctor for a boob job; he may just get your nipples crossed as a result. That unfortunate outcome is hilariously pictured on this surgically inept but visually appealing and amusing B-Day card. Featuring a funny, crossed-up physician and full-frontal female nudity on the outside, and a perfectly balanced punch line on the inside, this garrulous greeting of botched breast wishes delivers double-barreled good cheer to anyone celebrating their big special day. So, get it off your chest and thrust it out; the pointed humor is fit for everyone.
Shipping weight: 1 oz
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches