Nipples Uneven: Humor Birthday Card

Item #: 0501
Cover Reads:
Hell, They Look Perfectly Normal To Me.
Inside Reads:
Don't Get Old, Get Even. Happy Birthday!
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You know, it's never a good idea to go to a cross-eyed doctor for a boob job; he may just get your nipples crossed as a result. That unfortunate outcome is hilariously pictured on this surgically inept but visually appealing and amusing B-Day card. Featuring a funny, crossed-up physician and full-frontal female nudity on the outside, and a perfectly balanced punch line on the inside, this garrulous greeting of botched breast wishes delivers double-barreled good cheer to anyone celebrating their big special day. So, get it off your chest and thrust it out; the pointed humor is fit for everyone.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
Name:
Nipples Uneven
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Artist:
NobleWorks Inc
Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Art by NobleWorks
Paper Stock:
This card is printed on FSC certified sustainable source pulp and contains 10% post consumer waste. Manufactured in the U.S.A.
Introduced:
December 15, 2008
UPC:
745469005011
Availability:
In Stock
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