Reefernitions: Funny Birthday Greeting Card

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Reefernitions: Reefer - Slang For Marijuana; Refers To A Joint, Bowl, Plant, Or Sack Of Marijuana. Dank - Sticky, Hairy, Stinky, And Highly Potent Marijuana. Dankalankadingdong - A High Form Of Dankness. It Has To Be Really Great Marijuana To Be Dankalankadingdong. Dank Bank - A Box Or Jar Where You Hide Your Bud. Dank Of America - A Place Or Person Who Can Hook You Up With The Dankest Of Dank Buds. Baked - High As Fuck...Under The Influence...Stick A Fork In Them; They Are Done. Blazed - One Step Beyond Baked. More Like Burnt. Not To Worry: It Is Usually Temporary. Potponed - Put Off Until A Later Time When You Are No Longer Smoking Pot. Blazin' Raisin - A Person Who Is Above The Age Of 25 And Still Smokes. Faded - Like Baked Or Blazed, Only Worse! Mostly A West Coast State...Potalicious - That Flavor Left In Your Mouth After A Healthy Toke. Reefersaurus Rex - An Elderly Pothead Who Is Almost Extinct.