In The Can: Funny Father's Day Greeting Card

Item #: 0149
Cover Reads: "Sorry Tommy, Susie Can't Come To The Phone Right Now. She's In The Can Takin' A Dump." Daddy Nooooo
Inside Reads: Happy Father's Day. You Always Did Have A Way With Words...
GREETED version (5" x 7")
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Occasion: Father's Day

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Dad always did have our best interests in mind. Even when he was trying to mortally embarrass us for no apparent reason. Let's face it, moments like this probably marked the only time Dad was really happy.

Salute Dad's eloquent lack of tact with this hilarious Father's Day "In The Can" greeting card from NobleWorks Cards. Illustrated by Dan Gibson, it depicts a tactless father in a wife-beater top with a beer can telling a male caller that his mortified daughter is indisposed - in the most graphic of descriptions. Laughter will surely be the reaction when you present this card to your dad on Father's Day. We're sure it will get the story train rolling after your Father's Day dinner, as well. It may be good to hear about how your siblings were also recipients of Dad's unique expressions of protection. It has been printed on FSC certified paper made in the U.S.
Shipping weight: 0.07 pounds
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches
Name: In The Can Card
Occasion: Father's Day
Line: Cartoons
Greeting Card Style: Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Artist: NobleWorks Inc
Credit: Art by NobleWorks
Paper Stock: Printed on FSC certified paper. Made in the USA.
Introduced: August 15, 2003
UPC: 745469001495
Availability: In Stock
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By Martha
Framingham, MA
June 21, 2018
Five + Stars... IF...
...the guy you gave it to is dressed in cut-off shorts, naked from the waist up, not fairly clean shaven, and clutching a beer in the hand that's not holding the greeting card (he had just put out a cigarette in a mini-mountain of butts that should have occupied a MUCH larger ashtray, charming). To top that off, his young adult daughter was there, and she immediately slung insults and many more off-color sentiments in his direction. PRICELESS !!!
ProsCouldn't have composed it any better myself.
ConsHopefully this family will resume talking to each other by NEXT Father's Day
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