Dad always did have our best interests in mind. Even when he was trying to mortally embarrass us for no apparent reason. Let's face it, moments like this probably marked the only time Dad was really happy.
Salute Dad's eloquent lack of tact with this hilarious Father's Day "In The Can" greeting card from NobleWorks Cards. Illustrated by Dan Gibson, it depicts a tactless father in a wife-beater top with a beer can telling a male caller that his mortified daughter is indisposed - in the most graphic of descriptions. Laughter will surely be the reaction when you present this card to your dad on Father's Day. We're sure it will get the story train rolling after your Father's Day dinner, as well. It may be good to hear about how your siblings were also recipients of Dad's unique expressions of protection. It has been printed on FSC certified paper made in the U.S.