Five + Stars... IF...
...the guy you gave it to is dressed in cut-off shorts, naked from the waist up, not fairly clean shaven, and clutching a beer in the hand that's not holding the greeting card (he had just put out a cigarette in a mini-mountain of butts that should have occupied a MUCH larger ashtray, charming). To top that off, his young adult daughter was there, and she immediately slung insults and many more off-color sentiments in his direction. PRICELESS !!!
ProsCouldn't have composed it any better myself.
ConsHopefully this family will resume talking to each other by NEXT Father's Day