There's no better way to turn around a disconsolate case of belatedness than with some big, brash, bold, in-your-face, epic complimentaries. That's the brilliant, belligerent, funny message writ large and loud in blue, orange and purple on this Fuckin' A Number One of a huge B-Day card. So don't abjectly apologize for being a tad tardy in your celebratory salutations; awesomely articulate your extra-large open admiration for that special someone by hilariously proclaiming their superness.
Shipping weight: 2 oz
Dimensions: 8.75 x 11.25 x 0.1 inches