Late Card: Funny Belated Birthday Jumbo Greeting Card

There's no better way to turn around a disconsolate case of belatedness than with some big, brash, bold, in-your-face, epic complimentaries. That's the brilliant, belligerent, funny message writ large and loud in blue, orange and purple on this Fin' A Number One of a huge B-Day card. So don't abjectly apologize for being a tad tardy in your celebratory salutations; awesomely articulate your extra-large open admiration for that special someone by hilariously proclaiming their superness.