A simple, easy to follow, easy to laugh at, complimentary, huge, humorous, mathematical formula equates to … an age-old insult. On this large, bright, colorful, statistical, funny 30th B-Day card. In vibrant purple, black, red, orange, gray, turquoise and blue, against a vast weathered white board background, physical, attitude and emotional numbers are added together to arrive at … a finger pointing, turquoise prose conclusion of great elderliness. "Great" elderliness, to charmingly, wittily, wonderfully, arithmetically celebrate someone special's big day of thirtieth birthday epic commemoration.