Social Security Benefits: Humor Birthday Over-sized Greeting Card

Hey, when you're a senior living on a fixed income, sometimes it makes epic smart sense to pool your pension with someone of the opposite sex - and if you can have some super sex on the side, all the better. Two sexy, colorful, sandaled old-timers hilariously hold hands on a big park bench, marking and making time with one another to their mutual money and monkey business B-Day large benefit. Old friends are the best friends, after all; and if they have some cash and carnal appetite left, hallelujah!