Social Security Benefits: Humor Birthday Over-sized Greeting Card

Item #: J6970BDG
Cover Reads:
Friends With Social Security Benefits
Inside Reads:
You're still my best friend. Happy Birthday!
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JUMBO GREETED (8.5" x 11")
With inside message
Price: $9.62
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Hey, when you're a senior living on a fixed income, sometimes it makes epic smart sense to pool your pension with someone of the opposite sex - and if you can have some super sex on the side, all the better. Two sexy, colorful, sandaled old-timers hilariously hold hands on a big park bench, marking and making time with one another to their mutual money and monkey business B-Day large benefit. Old friends are the best friends, after all; and if they have some cash and carnal appetite left, hallelujah!

Postage required: First-Class Mail Flat/Large Envelope Rate
Shipping weight: 4.00 oz
Shipping dimensions: 9 x 12 x 0.1 inches
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Social Security Benefits
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Greeting Card Style:
Extra Large Version: 8.5" x 11"
Credit:
Cartoon by Martin Bucella
Paper Stock:
Contains 10% post-consumer recycled fiber
Introduced:
December 14, 2018
UPC:
745469231250
Availability:
In Stock
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