Who knew!? The 'burning bush' that biblical Moses encountered was actually a marijuana plant. And judging by his reaction on the giant Moses' Weed Birthday Joke Card, he was epically bummed about seeing his weed go up in smoke. It'll be a miracle, indeed, if someone receiving this huge, hilarious, colorful birthday card doesn't laugh their ass off. And commiserate with poor Moses - first, he's condemned to wander the desert, and then his weed is destroyed! That would seriously harsh the mellow of even a righteous do-gooder.