If I Do: Funny Birthday Greeting Card for Women

Item #: C9366BDG
Cover Reads:
I choose "Damned If I Do"
Inside Reads:
Do have a Happy Birthday!
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GREETED (5" x 7")
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Hey, when you look this good, and show this much skin, you can choose to do anything you want, without question! So, if you know some sexy lady or horny guy turning another year older, then you'd be pretty damned stupid if you didn't choose this beautiful, blue-eyed, big-bosomed, oil-painted Birthday card to send them in honor of their special day. I mean, damn!

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
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If I Do
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Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Art by © Ephemera, Inc.
Paper Stock:
Recycled paper
Introduced:
January 4, 2021
UPC:
745469256116
Availability:
In Stock
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By Brad
Texas
Good silly fun
June 16, 2021
Sometimes you can't risk offending a person, but you want to send a card that looks like you. This is great for those occasions.