There's no better way to turn around a disconsolate case of belatedness than with some brash, bold, in-your-face complimentaries. That's the brilliant, belligerent, funny message writ large and loud in blue, orange and purple on this Fuckin' A Number One of a B-Day card. So don't abjectly apologize for being a tad tardy in your celebratory salutations; awesomely articulate your open admiration for that special someone by hilariously proclaiming their superness.
Shipping weight: 0.07 pounds
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches