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Mum Cats: Funny Birthday Greeting Card for Women

Item #: C7261BDG
Cover Reads:
Cats don't tell police where your drugs are
Inside Reads:
Or what your age is. Happy Birthday!
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GREETED (5" x 7")
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Sometimes it's better when your live-in companion can't speak, no matter how many fur balls they hack up. A fine feline friend, after all, like the cute little brown tabby pictured here perched atop the shoulder of a happy woman, can't cat-tle-tail on you to the cops about your stash or to your chums about your years. Another purr-fect benefit of pet ownership, hilariously and adorably portrayed on this warm and fuzzy B-Day joke card.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
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Mum Cats
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Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Art by © Ephemera, Inc.
Paper Stock:
Printed on recycled paper
Introduced:
May 15, 2019
UPC:
745469236408
Availability:
In Stock
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By Clint
Missouri
Damaged on arrival
February 27, 2026
My card arrived in the mail damaged. The packaging was inefficient to protect it from the United States postal service. Very disappointing.