Biggest Lie: Funny Birthday Card

Ah, there's nothing like making fun of your own sorry forgetful self, in style, in order to be fondly forgiven for forgetting somebody's big birthday. Framed in a bright purple border, the lovely but honest lady in red admits that she suffers from memory lapses, and lazy penmanship. Anybody receiving this clever, colorful, humorous, self-effacing, belated B-Day greeting will be too busy laughing, and sympathizing with your plight, to blame you one little bit for your understandable my-bad tardiness.