Biggest Lie: Hilarious Birthday Printed Card

Ah, there's nothing like making fun of your own sorry forgetful self, in style, in order to be fondly forgiven for forgetting somebody's big birthday. Framed in a bright purple border, the lovely but honest lady in red admits that she suffers from memory lapses, and lazy penmanship. Anybody receiving this clever, colorful, humorous, self-effacing, belated B-Day greeting will be too busy laughing, and sympathizing with your plight, to blame you one little bit for your understandable my-bad tardiness.