Dancing Girls: Funny Birthday Card

The only thing missing here is the good ship Lollipop. But aren't the two grinning girls absolutely adorable in their matching, excruciatingly ugly pink and white spotted clown outfits, complete with gauzy hats and bow-tied black shoes? Believe it or not, some deluded proud parents actually paid for this unwittingly hilarious studio shot. And now, thanks to the unrelenting humor research efforts of NobleWorks, you and an equally laughing card recipient can share in the hideous hilarity. Charming in a car-crash-can't- look-away kind of way, this retro, ridiculous, song and dance card will bring good, clean cheer to one and all so gifted, without all the horrible humiliation and recrimination that went into its creation.